"Lads. It's a jungle out there. You may think you know how bad it is, but you don't. I know many of you will end up stealing from churches, cheating on your loved ones, facing murder charges, committing cannibalism, faking your own deaths, going on the run, doing unspeakable things involving salad cream in prison with other men to pass the time and other inevitable situations in life. I want to say I'm proud of you all. You're fine lads. Just remember, there are some things you should never do! Never work in local government and only go to London to beat someone up or steal something."... Audley's father

Tibor Fisher
voyage to the end of the room